The BBQ through the eyes of the first (un)official BCC crag dog:
They told me there were pigeons
Ha! I was on an adventure and it was AWESOME! My well trained human put me in the small moving thing which takes me to cool new places and so we went. I looked out the window and there were many interesting things happening, although for some reason I was not allowed to sit at the very front and get cuddles from someone who seemed to be controlling this moving thing. How rude.
Then the moving thing stopped and I heard something about pigeon, but I didn’t see any birds, just a big hill which was really fun to walk up.
On the top of this hill, there were many new humans with strange metal items and for reasons unknown to me, they were climbing up some rocks.
Waiting for the cuddles
She did not seem to like me but I liked her
I was attached to one of these rocks, which was pretty neat as I received many cuddles and one unsuspecting human even gave me her banana when I did the eye trick. Awesome. I heard much clinking and saw that my human was also climbing up this rock, which made me a bit worried so I barked a shouted at her to come back. She came back eventually but then she climbed the same rock again, which confirmed my opinion that humans are strange. There was also another dog but she did not want to be my friends. Anyways, other humans made all of this better with more cuddles.
Humans and their strange interests
My first sleep over
We then walked down the hill and back into the moving thing to a place with a nice garden and many funny smells. My human started a fire and then cooked a lot of food which wasn’t for me, so I decided to have a nap on the blanket and waited for her to wise up and finally feed me. Luckily, she also dropped a sausage on the grass and for some reason (???) did not want to eat that one, so it was handed to me in return for sits. Other humans ate all the food and then consumed some beverages, which made them smell funny and talk loudly. They were all very nice to me so I didn’t mind their loud noises and just used their laps as my human pillow. The humans then built some tiny houses and disappeared inside. I heard some scary noises, so I decided I must protec!!! But they did not like my barking and my human put me into our own little house, which I found very cozy.
I woke up the next day and saw these humans walking around drinking steaming beverages from a cup. They put away their tiny houses and put me back in the moving thing to a place called spellack. I wasn’t sure what spellack was but was hoping it would be food. It was more rocks. My human escaped me in a vertical direction again, so I tried looking for her after wiggling the strange metal thing which held me in place. I tried climbing the same rock as she did but the attached leash and the metal nut shaped item held me back. Sadly a guy called Kyle run back to me and ended my adventure. This Kyle guy (followed by someone they called Jamie) then moved up another rock they called the War horse, but I’ve seen no horses about. Just some sheep. Being bored from the lack of food and horses, I went for a nap in the sun.
No horses about, just these guys Kyle and Jamie talking about some War horse (E4 6a).
My human then took me home and I slept a lot. Awesome adventure, just hope that next time my human will bring even more snacks and drops more food on the floor.